What is the EAI?

"Embroidery Addicts International" is a support group for individuals suffering from "Obsessive Embroidery Disorder". Commonly referred to as "OED", this disorder has just recently been identified and labeled by experts as deadly. EAI offers it's group members a forum in which the disorder can be discussed openly and without fear of ridicule or rejection.

What are the symptoms of OED?

There are many easily identifiable symptoms of OED. Having any or all of the known symptoms is cause for concern. Generally, if you suffer from more than three of the symptoms listed below, you are suffering from this disorder and should seek help. These are just some of the known symptoms of OED. There are many more, some of which have yet to be identified. Further symptoms will be added to the list as they are discovered.

You suffer from OED if you:

• Would never dream of leaving the house without wearing embroidery
• Named your embroidery machine(s)
• Have actually read all or part of your machine manual(s)
• Think two embroidery machines is still not enough
• Have more embroidery designs than recipes
• Cooking has become foreign to you
• Belong to more than three online embroidery groups
• Think nothing of ripping out seams in garments so you can embroider on them
• Have more embroidery thread than your racks will hold
• Spend more time with your machine than your family
• Have been surprised to learn that you have three kids living at home, not two
• Think Technicolor refers to thread charts
• Are trying to figure a way to embroider your car seats
• Never hear the phone ring because your machine is running
• Turn your machine on before the coffee pot every morning
• Never turn your machine off
• Ask for stabilizer instead of jewelry for your birthday
• Try to convince your law enforcement friends that bullet proof is not good
• Think sewing just one design on a garment is a sign of weakness
• Envision your living room carpet as an interesting fill stitch pattern
• Look inside garments in stores to see what stabilizer was used
• Can't wait until your spouse leaves town so you can embroider all night
• Look for R/A or Pantone color numbers on cans of house paint
• Think of dust bunnies as household pets
• Design monograms in the dust on the coffee table with your finger
• Never give a gift without having embroidered on it first
• Can't relax to sleep unless the machine is running in the background
• When visiting, you drive instead of flying so you can take your supplies

Is there a cure?

Until recently little was known about this disorder, but through extensive research "Embroidery Addicts International" has identified the disorder and it's devastating effects. Homes were not being cleaned, dirty laundry was starting to smell, children were not being fed, and pets were dehydrating from lack of water. Parent's were often late picking up their children after school and in some cases forgot to pick them up at all. Family members and friends were feeling totally neglected. Meals, when prepared at all, were almost entirely from cans or pre-cooked microwave dishes.

All is not lost however. EAI has developed an effective cure consisting of an easy to follow 12 step program. By following the steps outlined in this program you will quickly find the strength to cope with your addiction.

Reports indicate that results have been phenomenal. Addicts who have followed the "12 Step Cure For Embroidery Addiction" faithfully have reported major changes in their attitude and general well-being. They have gained peace of mind simply by knowing they are not alone. They no longer suffer from the guilt associated with this disorder. They have come to terms with it by following the road to recovery as outlined in the cure.

As with any addiction, the first step toward recovery is admitting your addiction. Without this admission no cure will be effective. Coming to terms with your addiction is the first step. Once you have done that, the rest is easy.

The "12 Step Cure For Embroidery Addiction" is outlined on a separate page. If you have admitted your addiction and are ready to begin the recovery process, click the button below. There is no charge for this service.

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